Sutter's Mill - Scott

Randy picked the location for this year's office party out of a coupon pack back in November. It was for 'Sutter's Mill' about a mile from the Simi Hills Golf Course where we were playing. I'd seen the ad many times over the years but never paid much attention. I don't even have a good reason, I just never took it seriously. Not smart. They specialize in prime rib which is one of my all time favorite 'special' dinners and the place has been around for 50 years. I called a few days before to make the reservation and some old time miner/cowboy answered and took the info. He finished with "I've got 4 of you at 5pm looking for Prime Rib....you'll get it" in his grizzled voice.
We lit that menu up with an order of Potato Skins to start. Sean and I each enjoyed a 20 ounce cut of the kitchen's finest. Rare please with the sauteed mushroom floater and some of those loaded, twice baked potatoes. That whipped horseradish was nosewatering. I love that stuff. My mouth is watering as I write this. Pat, our resident steak expert had the Chicken Scampi?? A misfire for sure. Randy rounded out the order with a Prime Rib Sandwich on Garlic Toast. The bar was inviting with it's cozy decor and stiff drinks. The food was excellent from top to bottom and the gold-rush area decor was a cool little quirk. Even the servers were dolled up in hoop dresses. I'd go back here any old time pardners, say the word.

Elmer's Beer & Sandwiches - Scott

My turn at the wheel. In the true spirit of the 'Dinner Club' I chose a decidedly guy's place that none of us would think of bringing the wives. It's a small beer bar called Elmer's down the hill from my house. They have steady local clientele, a pool table and plenty of historic flavor. Legend has it that they tried to update the 1970s decor at one point and the locals talked them out of it. 'Leave it alone' was the vote and they relented after only one wall of the bathroom was refinished. Anyhow, I've seen in our local paper that they have 'the best burgers in Simi' so it deserved a look. The draw here is the brick grill at the end of the bar. You can watch your burger being prepared right next to you as you sip the 'coldest beer' in town. As you can see by the menu, it's been around since 1972 so these guys have the script down cold. It has that aged and comfortable feeling that you can't fake.. The bartender and the fellow patrons couldn't have been friendlier. That says a lot considering it's pretty much all regulars night after night. Bill, son of the original owner Elmer, has a wooden plaque displayed prominently near the cooler that keeps his burger tally from his high school days until now. Yes, that's 11,368 he has personally consumed himself. It's a number that baffles the mind (and heart).
We each enjoyed a few beers and good conversation before ordering dinner. It's very simple here, just burgers or burgers and maybe a burger. No sides, no fries, just ground chuck grilled with pastrami, onions, cheese and/or a little mayo on the bun. Our orders varied from singles to doubles, extra cheese and that pastrami. All were hot off the grill and tasty. They're a lot like backyard burgers...simple but good. Comfort food. We enjoyed a long block of southern rock over the sound system, a sloppy game of pool and just took in the old-fashioned bar charm. There aren't too many places around like this in suburbia so we need to do our part in keeping them going. I like Elmers, there's definitely a time and a place for it. Since the crowd is friendly (and apparently there's no ageism), I'll bring Griffin in for a game of pool and some grub when he's older. It's a slice of life he'll need to experience.

Farrell's Ice Cream Parlor - Scott

Not so fun fact about me: I had never been to a Farrell's Ice Cream Parlour. Sad but true. Sure, I remember the commercials and lived through all the schoolyard hype but never had the pleasure due to a 'not so sugar-friendly' house growing up. I missed that train and they pretty much evaporated by the dawn of the 1980s. Being an ice-cream hound though, it never left my radar. A few months back, after much careful planning, they opened the first new, real, 7000 square foot Farrells in Mission Viejo. These dorks did their homework and went all out in making it 'right' or as close as possible some 30 years later.

We happened to be down in San Diego over the break and it was a no-brainer that we'd stop and hit this up on our way back. Griffin, Elise, her friend Karen (+ baby Zach), Jen and her daughters Emily, Sarah and Natalie all managed to make it with some last minute coordination. Elise and Jen are old Farrell's pros so their color commentary was key. There was a wait as the place was bursting on our Wednesday afternoon visit. Once we secured our place in line (outside), I went in to see what the hell this was all about. Player piano, check. Goofy straw hats, check. Some barker running around banging on a drum, check. Oh and a full-on ice cream bar/fountain deal that was boooooming. Great atmosphere, all good.We waited a while but it was worth it. The food, which we kinda thought would be a side-show, was actually damn good. I'd put my club sandwich against anyone's. Yes, that good, no kidding. Thick cut, peppered bacon, quality turkey and some sort of secret sauce.

All that was, of course, a precursor to the main event. Our server suggested we order dessert when the food arrived so we did. Dan has been talking up the 'pig's trough' and I did consider it but let's be serious, that's be the equivalent of 2 or 3 banana splits. That's over the top. Some dude actually did it and the 'barker' had us all salute him with oinks and jeers. Lots of birthdays were going on so the 'Zoos' were on parade. The sirens were going off and the servers were running these things around on stretchers while yelling out some rhyme/song. All this was what I came for, mostly.Full, but not too full from lunch, we all saddled up to our selections. Me, being a rookie, had little trouble in starting my own tradition. 'Parlour Tin Roof' is all me and I knew it from first glance. Vanilla ice cream, fudge and spanish peanuts all layered up and topped with whip cream and a cherry. Done. There were also some Black and Whites (choc, vanilla, marshmallow sauce) and a Gold Digger (peanuts, butterscotch, fudge) at our table. For about 10 minutes there was no talking, just eating.

Fantastic, what can I say.Check out the photos, relive the magic, and schedule a stop next time you go through Mission Viejo. As Dave says, look at it though a 9 year old's eyes and just dig it. My next visit will be with Dan when he makes good on his pledge to do 2 'Zoos' in 10 minutes.

The Original Pantry - Dan & Scott

Dan and I hit "The Original Pantry' on South Figueroa before the LA Auto Show today. I'd heard of it through the years but never more than a casual mention. This location been continuously open since 1938 or something crazy. We both opted for the burgers which were not only superbly tasty but came with a nice prelude of sourdough bread and cole slaw. I was very impressed all the way down the line. Well done. Oh and bonus points for having A-1 Sauce on the table. The photos speak for themselves. We enjoyed a wonderful meal in a great atmosphere and even had a little side-show drama with a dash of police response at the very next table. All this on a Friday at 2pm. Nice.